Artix Krieger | Friday, December 23, 2016
"Red is the new Green!" By popular request, we have added new, craftable, level 15, items to our special holiday dungeon, The Frost Labrynth.
Upgrade the items you previously acquired from the dungeon by using them as crafting materials to make these... incredible... uh... ok, just between us, I have never actually seen a Frost Elf. But I suspect that living in the far isolated frozen Northlands may have something do with their unusual taste in fashion. It is entirely possible that they are really evil masterminds making us look like candy canes so Dragons are even MORE eager to eat us. Or maybe they just want to see us battle Dragons in something even more ridiculous (did not think this was possible.. until now) than Golf Pants. Completely off topic, next year we need a quest where you get double-dog dared to lick one of the frozen pillars in the dungeon. Remind me of this... OK?
Artix: Gather round the fire and let me tell you a story from a long, long, time…